1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

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castielscompanion:

ollivander:

herekitty:

Women dressed as mermaids in Disneyland 1960

HOLLERS NO U DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!! Disney hired teenagers in the 60’s to literally be mermaids they held open auditions and the only requirements were that you had long hair and were a strong swimmer and they gave them mirrors and other props and they literally spent their days swimming and waving I heard a story once about sailors visiting the park and one of them jumped in with the mermaids THIS WAS JUST„ SO COOL I WANT TO BE A MERMAID! YELLs

I know someone whose Mom was one of the mermaids, it’s all very cool.

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alexandertheprettyalright:

mamalaz:

Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel 

Speaking their lines vs the final product

Why is Vin Diesel looking down? Is he worried he’s gonna forget his line?

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refreshes:

when someone gives you an irrelevant opinion you didnt ask for

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betterthankanyebitch:

tanisha is me

This is me every night when I watch Masterchef.

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sylveonslove:

shinypokemonlab:

geek-studio:

If Pokemon Was Made for iPhone [X]

This is a goddamn nightmare.

Hey look I found Hell

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coachcrewneck:

coachcrewneck:

coachcrewneck:

Wat she said?

She said she iont like u she like me

Boy u ugly as shit

coachcrewneck:

coachcrewneck:

coachcrewneck:

Wat she said?

She said she iont like u she like me

Boy u ugly as shit

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sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

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mexitalian-prince:

If you google “Lady Gaga with fans” you’ll find this:

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If you google “Katy Perry with fans” you’ll find this:

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If you google “Britney Spears with fans” you’ll find this:

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and if you google “Beyonce with fans” You come across this:

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But if you google “Christina Aguilera with fans” you find this;

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chaka1987:

fethry:

the anime

That’s it
That’s the show

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thisisseann:

Spongebob has been on for 15 years and is about to have it’s 2nd theatrical movie

Hey Arnold never even got a proper explanation for what happened to Arnold’s parents

I know that feel, bro