Just something I do.
I think the tops of Vitamin Water bottles look like bulbous, neon technicolour dragon penises.
That moment when you realize that Bubbles outlived Michael Jackson.
NO E3 PRESS CONFERENCE THIS YEAR?
Nintendo is fucked. Plain and simple.
STRAWBERRY PIE, MUTHAFUCKA.
I can’t remember if I posted this before, but if so, oh well, I’m posting it again. :P
Being a black woman attracted to white men, I’ve become aware that I need to toss “The Rules” of dating clean out the window.
I get approached by black guys all the time. ALL THE TIME. White men, on the other hand, NEVER. Methinks I need to sack up and start approaching the guys that I find attractive, because they never ever ever approach me…
Gonna be reading a loooooooooot of books about rejection..
“1Q84” and “Snakes and Earrings” - I am now 2-for-2 when it comes to reading Japanese novels with un-fulfilling conclusions. :/
Based on a true story.
It recently came out that Lana Vail’s character was supposed to have a crush on Hey Arnold! Here’s my response:
I’m sorry, but the more I think of it, the more I wonder if Lana Vail wasn’t some sort of warped extension of Helga’s character as an adult.
NOW THAT I THINK OF IT…what if Craig Bartlett originally intended LANA VAIL to have an obsessive crush on Arnold, but transplanted that into Helga’s character at the last minute, because hey, when a nine year-old makes shrines and hides them in their closet it’s okay, but a grown woman…?
…
I think I just blew my own mind.
This is the reason why Rihanna’s blonde hair doesn’t work. WTF.
There are no words. NONE.
what if SOPA shuts down fanfiction.net
Does anyone remember the time when they tried to delete all the porn from fanfiction.net?
Good times…
DON’T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT SHIT.
